The Theater of the Non Sequitur...
Scene: The Kingston Trio in the car, all talking at the same time (because they think I can listen to each one of them if they all talk simultaneously)
Number 1: Which train do I take to get downtown? Can I take the N? What's my stop? Powell?
LG: You take the J near the house. Get off at Montgomery.
Number 3: When do I get to babysit my new baby cousin? Am I going tomorrow? Will I get paid?
LG: You see him tomorrow. No you're not getting paid, they are babysitting you. But you can help them with the baby.
Number 1: What's Montgomery? How do I know which one that is? What time is my class anyway?
LG: It's the stop after Powell. I'll meet you there. You're class is at 11:30.
Number 3: Aawww... but I want to get paid!
LG: Well maybe you can work something out with Auntie S.
Little R: I wonder what would hurt more, tattooing or branding.
LG: ?!!?
Number 1: Which train do I take to get downtown? Can I take the N? What's my stop? Powell?
LG: You take the J near the house. Get off at Montgomery.
Number 3: When do I get to babysit my new baby cousin? Am I going tomorrow? Will I get paid?
LG: You see him tomorrow. No you're not getting paid, they are babysitting you. But you can help them with the baby.
Number 1: What's Montgomery? How do I know which one that is? What time is my class anyway?
LG: It's the stop after Powell. I'll meet you there. You're class is at 11:30.
Number 3: Aawww... but I want to get paid!
LG: Well maybe you can work something out with Auntie S.
Little R: I wonder what would hurt more, tattooing or branding.
LG: ?!!?
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