09 August, 2005

i heard through the grapevine...

some interesting things LaraGitara overheard on the streets of San Francisco...

construction worker dude on cell phone on san jose ave.: "ya, i'm done working here. just signing my bill and checking out this asian hottie passing in front of me. ya, i'll see you later..."

young lady on cell phone corner of precita and mission: "that's what you get! i told you not to call her anymore. i told you to stay away from her..."

woman on a bike to a man passing, church & 15th, 230am: "are you sure you're not gay?"

tall blonde woman to passersby making comments about a couple arguing, market & church, 3am: "are you married? well they are, and if you're married, you'd understand what's going on..."

bearded long haired man coming out of snodrift nightclub to his friend, 3rd street, 2am: "i'm on the prowl tonight!!"

tall shaved man to his friends, outside savanna jazz club on a saturday night, mission & 26th: "i'm tri-sexual. i'm willing to try anything..."

one guy to another, bush & battery st., 1130am: "i'm having way too much fun harrassing her each time i pass by her cubicle..."

one waitress to another at le zinc bistro, 24th street: "oh i don't like halloween. some people's costumes are so traumatizing..."

one woman to another, market & montgomery, 430pm: "i'm on so many meds right now you won't believe it. one for anxiety, one for depression, one for that rash, and then he also gave me something that makes me sleepy..."