Cream of the crop... ahem...

Well, I suppose if you've got oodles of money for it, why the heck not. Maybe you'll never leave home without it, or just never leave home. Would it really improve the quality of your orgasm? And by how much? Would it be like the difference between driving a luxury automobile and, say, a Honda? Or the difference between fine chocolates and a Hershey bar? Or the difference between flying first class versus coach? I mean, you still get to the same destination right?

Oh the questions are endless...

And which to pick? Platinum? Ruby encrusted gold? The Pink one with the fuzzy tail?

I think I'd prefer the one that does housecleaning and the laundry.

Weee!