Bye Bye Birdie!

Albert: "Rosie, you know we can't get married due to religious differences."

Rosie: "Spanish is not a religion!"

*****

Rosie (to Hugo as he staggers out of Maude's Roadside Retreat): "Hugo! What have you been drinking?"

Hugo (drunkenly): "Milk... but it worked!"

*****

On the road:

"Take it to the bridge
Throw it overboard
See if it can swim
Back up to the shore
No one's in the house
Everyone is out
All the lights are on
and the blinds are down..."

- Hourglass, by Squeeze

Number One: "Throw what over the bridge?"
Number Three: "These songs are all about men and women."


"Fat Chance Belly Dance at the Fortune Tellers' Ball, 23 April 2006"