number one's latest monologue... or shakespeare in the making...

number one just busts out dramatically the other day:

"so they say life is like a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody's adlibing their lines. maybe that's why it's hard to tell if we're in tragedy or farce. i say we need more special effects... and dance numbers!!!"

and she strikes a pose...

(how does she come up with these things?)